Thursday May 31 01:41ama true friend is someone who remembers your “scene phase” but still pretends it never happened

Tuesday May 29 12:33amSo today I told my brother I wasn’t going to let him use my laptop and he swore he would get me back. An hour later I realized he was missing but I didn’t care and then the doorbell rang and I went to see who it was and here he was…

What my local EB Games does when they receive a used game with no cover
better than mine, they just put them in clear cases
Hahaha fucking Jesus.
HIS
FACE

Next Skyrim update adds mounted combat
Patch 1.6 will enable players to perform both melee and ranged attacks while in the saddle.
HMM MAKES SENSE
but yes good

Thursday May 24 05:22ammy theory is that the guy on glee does not actually have teeth which is why his mouth is so weird looking he stores things in there maybe or eats little pieces of the other glee members when they are not looking to absorb their energy
ugh my hair is so BAD WHY do you have a jOB you are the worst hairdresser evER
Thursday May 24 12:42am


